Parents aren't home
Rebellious Kids: Time to smoke some weed, invite people over, sneak out, and drink.
Regular Kids: Time to pee with the door open, walk around pantsless, sing as loud as I want, and dance like a slut.
Me: Time to let my cuts breathe, binge and purge, exercise, and take 32 laxatives.
Calorie restricting doesn’t work when your family is on to you :(((((